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boyzoo:

Adam Levine in Paris

Oct 21 22:29 ( 62 )

dabe-strudel:

what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is

Oct 21 22:27 ( 472726 )

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Oct 21 22:20 ( 9146 )
Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
Oct 21 19:58 ( 30096 )

spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

Oct 21 19:12 ( 28739 )
Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
Oct 21 19:03 ( 665703 )

nickiminajsasshole:

trying to be a part of conversations like

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You got a good thing going here. We all do. You wanna risk it all on one junkie? Now, I realize you two have history. But this kid’s been on the bubble a while now. It’s a long time coming. […] Moral of the story is… I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.

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